The awe-ful excursions of Penelope Farthbottom
Chapter 1
Penelope Farthbottom was a rather untoward lass with a quite despondent prospect in life as she found herself completely inauspicious (she was miserable and had bad luck). Firstly of course was the unfortunate resolution of her parentage to remain with the subsequent family name of Farthbottom. Which of course led her into all sorts of ill-fated interactions with her peers (her friends made fun of her because of her surname).
One day Penelope Farthbottom was walking through the vegetation in Would Wood to meet her friend Fennella Armpit; united by their misfortune and ensuing melancholy from the palpable taunting they received from their acquaintances (they were friends 'cos no one else would be).
As she approached the residence of said female she expressed her usual emotion upon greeting her friend with a small gesture (she waved at her mate). And the two began to exchange polite niceties inquiring of one-another's health and activity (how r u? wubu2?).
Suddenly, a large plum duck fell from the firmament and landed on Fennela's head with a loud screech and promptly began to join the conversation about Georgia Brown's new haircut. (a big purple duck landed on her head and started talking). Of course Penelope and Fennela were quite offended... they did not approve of Ms Brown's new haircut and were somewhat vexed by the judgement of this winged-beast. (they didn't like what the duck said)
After exchanging blether for an hour, Penelope returned to her abode and devoured a succulent plum duck for her evening mealtime accompanied by undomesticated fungi. (they talked, she went home and ate the duck with wild mushrooms) She deemed it quite adequate. (she liked it)
N afta tht she fort she wan'ed ta g2 zzzzzzzzzz. Sa thts wah she did. Nun'Nite.
Rosie Parsonage
(c) 2012
Chapter 1
Penelope Farthbottom was a rather untoward lass with a quite despondent prospect in life as she found herself completely inauspicious (she was miserable and had bad luck). Firstly of course was the unfortunate resolution of her parentage to remain with the subsequent family name of Farthbottom. Which of course led her into all sorts of ill-fated interactions with her peers (her friends made fun of her because of her surname).
One day Penelope Farthbottom was walking through the vegetation in Would Wood to meet her friend Fennella Armpit; united by their misfortune and ensuing melancholy from the palpable taunting they received from their acquaintances (they were friends 'cos no one else would be).
As she approached the residence of said female she expressed her usual emotion upon greeting her friend with a small gesture (she waved at her mate). And the two began to exchange polite niceties inquiring of one-another's health and activity (how r u? wubu2?).
Suddenly, a large plum duck fell from the firmament and landed on Fennela's head with a loud screech and promptly began to join the conversation about Georgia Brown's new haircut. (a big purple duck landed on her head and started talking). Of course Penelope and Fennela were quite offended... they did not approve of Ms Brown's new haircut and were somewhat vexed by the judgement of this winged-beast. (they didn't like what the duck said)
After exchanging blether for an hour, Penelope returned to her abode and devoured a succulent plum duck for her evening mealtime accompanied by undomesticated fungi. (they talked, she went home and ate the duck with wild mushrooms) She deemed it quite adequate. (she liked it)
N afta tht she fort she wan'ed ta g2 zzzzzzzzzz. Sa thts wah she did. Nun'Nite.
Rosie Parsonage
(c) 2012
I think you mean your brother and his girlfriend wrote it! :P x
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